My wife, Linda, and I were getting close to retirement, so we started trying to decide where to spend the ‘rest of our lives.’ My last U.S. Air Force assignment was in Texas so we stayed there after my retirement until our children were out of school.

I like to get away to the mountains and Linda likes to go to the beach. So we decided to retire close to the beach but not too close. We wanted to minimize hurricane risks. We also wanted to live in a rural or small community. We had experienced enough traffic, noise and congestion while living near Omaha, Nebraska, Washington D.C.,and even Abilene,Texas.

Then we got the opportunity to come live at Linda’s grandfather’s homeplace in Pickens County, Alabama. Let’s see:

• It’s halfway between the beach and the mountains (beautiful rolling hills).

• It’s rural—peaceful and quiet with almost no traffic.

• It’s close to Columbus Air Force Base,so we can take advantage of base services.

• It’s close enough to family in the Birmingham, Alabama area.

• We’ve met lots of friendly people here.

• We’ve found a welcoming church where we’ve been really comfortable.

• Satellite TV and Internet are available.

• On top of all that, add the low cost of living and the LOWEST TAXES that we’ve found anywhere.

Taking all that into consideration, I said, ‘Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!’

We’ve lived at Briar Patch Farm since 2003 and couldn’t be happier. With dogs, cats, goats,chickens, a garden and friendly neighbors we stay occupied and satisfied.

Our only dilemma now is whether or not it’s a good idea to share the ’secret’ of how great it is to live in Pickens County.

Wiley Mahan